Miracle

I have found where all the attractive men in Pensacola are hiding. The
airport.

Same subject:
Mediations are not as boring as previously expressed. Scratch that and
make it, "Opening presentations are extremely boring; especially
because lawyers like the sound of their own voice more than I like ice
cream. And that's a lot (as expressed by the inequality below).

Most people's love of puppies < Lawyers' love for their voice >
Claudia's love for ice cream > Most people's love of breathing."